The approach of summer brings warmer weather, longer days, and the 2015 edition of the Jargon Contest. This year, we’re especially interested in bloated or baffling names for departments or agencies, though you can also submit an outstandingly bad sentence or short passage from a governmental or private-sector source. From the nominees, we’ll select three finalists, and on June 4th, at the Finnish Consulting Group’s annual forum, participants will vote on the winner. If your nomination becomes a finalist, you’ll earn bragging rights as well as a copy (in Finnish) of The Top 10 List from the Language Police. Because the real goal of the Jargon Contest is to encourage clear writing and not to ridicule, we won’t publish the name of the original author, and you can remain anonymous if you wish. Do your part to discourage officious, obtuse, or onerous writing: send your nomination via Facebook, Twitter, or e-mail at info@yksityinenkielitoimisto.net. The deadline is May 30th.